The List of Things I Hate

I find that when I'm driving, I think/say "I hate that" a lot. Here's the list of things I hate. 

I always hate:

• Squirrels
• Geese
• Hairdryers
• Parking Garages
• Traffic Lights
• People being stupid

This next list is more specific. I definitely hate them, but it's a milder loathing that the above list due to the conditionality of the situations. 

• Commercials on the radio
• Commercials on TV
• Traffic lights turning green when no cars are there
• Funeral motorcade
• People being stupid while driving
• When people use "that" instead of "who"
• When people have strong opinions about things that don't affect them
• When people force choices on other people
• When people negatively judge others for legitimate, personal choices that differ from their own
• Mustard
• Raw tomatoes
• Hulu Plus. What is actually the point? You pay the same as Netflix and they still show you commercials. 
• When people say, "breathe from your diaphragm." The diaphragm is a muscle. It controls your lungs. It does not store air. ANATOMY!
• Traffic circles. Especially traffic circles with traffic lights. 
• People who chew loudly, especially smacking their lips but also clicking their teeth. 
• Airports
• People in airports
• Babies on airplanes
• People who travel with animals
• Being sick/injured

I think that might be it for now. Today is awesome because the list is up to date.